u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
This is not my ceiling
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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