I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You are the jesus of drinking
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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