As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
