So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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