p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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