The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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