I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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