Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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