shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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