So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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