Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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