Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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