Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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