Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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