But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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