Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I want a musical about memes.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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