Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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