I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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