i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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