Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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