Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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