My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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