how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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