i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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