Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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