Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I think your dad took our porno
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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