if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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