I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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