It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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