Why are handjobs necessary in class?
handjob tips. give me some.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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