The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i came on her dog
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
is that a dick in a sweater?
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