that's an acceptable place to lick
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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