we have pet lesbian snakes
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
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