So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
