But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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