So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
