Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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