# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
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