Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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