We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Is Oprah even human
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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