that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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