I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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