I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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