I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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