I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
