He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
God, I missed his penis.
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