Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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