I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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