I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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