How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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